Hiring Horror Story Part I: A Bad Criminal Check
[Phone rings] Ann: “BOO!” Customer [takes a beat] Ann: “Sorry, feeling festive. Cutting Edge, Ann speaking.” Customer: “Are you a fan of horror movies?” Ann: “Stephen King books keep me at night.” [Believes it has nothing to do with 8 cups of coffee] Customer: “I’m feeling festive, too. Why don’t you spin us a yarn…